Off topic The "fake headlines that would have been funny" contest

[SmittyDore]

Now that an actual time and date have leaked out that sounds legit, what about some "fake headlines that would have been funny" from the usual suspects?

Me first.

"Biggest news out of Memorial since Skinner signed Clyde Lee"

**Tie breaker: predict how many game(s) Pitt wins in the ACC this season

 

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