It’s still Friday so I’m not late with this. I wish @WillByrum the best of health and happiness both today, on his birthday, and for the rest of his days on this earth. How long that will be is anybody’s guess given his lifestyle.
I don’t actually know him and have never met him so I don’t know how old he is. Sometimes he looks to be 20, other times 50. So I’m guessing somewhere in between those two numbers. But I’m just guessing; I could be wrong. He could be a teenager with a full beard or an old man who dyes his beard for all I know.
Will, besides being Vandy Rivals co-CEO, where he is reportedly compensated 30 million a year — too bad that’s in pesos — has many other invaluable skills.
He is also a renowned podcast host of The Dore Report, better known as TDR, where he keeps his permanent guest and often overly verbose guest Trevor totally under control, which is quite a feat in and of itself.
His sometimes guests are a cat and a communist. He has zero control over either of them. This is understandable with cats as they are very independent creatures, but his inability to keep the communist under control could develop into a national security concern.
Despite being a communist, the guest attended one of the most elite universities in the world and recently earned a diploma. Being a communist, no one knows for sure how he could afford that because, unfortunately, most elite American universities do not accept rubles. And now he even has a job. Imagine that. I wonder if he works on a collective farm harvesting wheat for the Motherland?
Will is also an uncle to his niece, Phoebe, who sleeps with him. In the event of Trevor’s unexpected and unwelcomed demise, Trevor being Phoebe’s dad, after getting drunk and falling out of the bleachers at Hawkins field while trying to get away from a bunch of Lost Boy type kids, Phoebe will be Will’s forever. Since she has nine lives she may outlive everybody involved. And then where will she live? Being self-sufficient, she’ll find one. They are clever like that.
Will is also known to often be in charge of a large group of rambunctious 8 year old boys. They seem to like him, probably because he acts like they do most of the time. Their parents also apparently trust him despite his normal appearance. And he does this entirely on a volunteer basis, that’s just how much he enjoys it, and demonstrates his love of all mankind even when they act like out-of-control sugar-hyped freaks who, believe it or not, includes one who eats peanut shells off the ground. That’s about as feral as a kid can get.
Will also does impersonations, his favorite being Chevy Chase aka Clark Griswold. He’s hilarious and may end up in Hollywood someday. But only as a tourist, no way he could actually earn a living doing Chevy Chase impersonations. If he could add a few others, like Johnny Cash, or James Dean, or Jimmy Stewart, or John Wayne, he might just could made a career of it. But likely that’s just a pipe dream of his I’m guessing.
That’s the extent of my knowledge of Will. If you know him, or see him, or have to bail him out of jail, tell him Happy Birthday!
I don’t actually know him and have never met him so I don’t know how old he is. Sometimes he looks to be 20, other times 50. So I’m guessing somewhere in between those two numbers. But I’m just guessing; I could be wrong. He could be a teenager with a full beard or an old man who dyes his beard for all I know.
Will, besides being Vandy Rivals co-CEO, where he is reportedly compensated 30 million a year — too bad that’s in pesos — has many other invaluable skills.
He is also a renowned podcast host of The Dore Report, better known as TDR, where he keeps his permanent guest and often overly verbose guest Trevor totally under control, which is quite a feat in and of itself.
His sometimes guests are a cat and a communist. He has zero control over either of them. This is understandable with cats as they are very independent creatures, but his inability to keep the communist under control could develop into a national security concern.
Despite being a communist, the guest attended one of the most elite universities in the world and recently earned a diploma. Being a communist, no one knows for sure how he could afford that because, unfortunately, most elite American universities do not accept rubles. And now he even has a job. Imagine that. I wonder if he works on a collective farm harvesting wheat for the Motherland?
Will is also an uncle to his niece, Phoebe, who sleeps with him. In the event of Trevor’s unexpected and unwelcomed demise, Trevor being Phoebe’s dad, after getting drunk and falling out of the bleachers at Hawkins field while trying to get away from a bunch of Lost Boy type kids, Phoebe will be Will’s forever. Since she has nine lives she may outlive everybody involved. And then where will she live? Being self-sufficient, she’ll find one. They are clever like that.
Will is also known to often be in charge of a large group of rambunctious 8 year old boys. They seem to like him, probably because he acts like they do most of the time. Their parents also apparently trust him despite his normal appearance. And he does this entirely on a volunteer basis, that’s just how much he enjoys it, and demonstrates his love of all mankind even when they act like out-of-control sugar-hyped freaks who, believe it or not, includes one who eats peanut shells off the ground. That’s about as feral as a kid can get.
Will also does impersonations, his favorite being Chevy Chase aka Clark Griswold. He’s hilarious and may end up in Hollywood someday. But only as a tourist, no way he could actually earn a living doing Chevy Chase impersonations. If he could add a few others, like Johnny Cash, or James Dean, or Jimmy Stewart, or John Wayne, he might just could made a career of it. But likely that’s just a pipe dream of his I’m guessing.
That’s the extent of my knowledge of Will. If you know him, or see him, or have to bail him out of jail, tell him Happy Birthday!
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