I really like how good Aria is with juggling baseball-related stats. She's a better juggler than even Steve Martin was with bowling pins.
I am going to attempt to link to an article she wrote that analyses (analyzes for the Brits out there) the relative strength of each regional.
Keep in mind, I'm a Boomer and, unlike kids nowadays, I was not born with the ability to copy/paste likes like they are as soon as they arrive into the world.
In my day .... all we had were kids scissors and Elmer's glue and copy and pasting often ended up with bloody fingers and glue everywhere and a sometimes trip to the ER if there was too much bleeding or, at a minimum, my mom yelling at me.
In any event, were I ever in need of a new wife (I'm not), there is no doubt I'd go after Aria given our shared love of numbers and stats. In fact, I'd even use my best pick-up line on her: "Are those really your eyes or are you a diamond smuggler from South Africa who ran out of ideas of where to secrete your ill-gotten gems?" Don't laugh...this actually worked once with a Vandy co-ed who didn't have any idea what I was talking about but laughed anyway. Married her soon after. She was the only date I ever had who ever laughed with me and not at me. She was also terrible with numbers but that's ok, I handled that part of our partnership and she handled every other single thing that we ever dealt with that mattered even in the slightest. My only other jobs were to use the remote to change channels and keep the cat litter clean.
Anyway, I digress. Here's the link. Wish me luck.
I am going to attempt to link to an article she wrote that analyses (analyzes for the Brits out there) the relative strength of each regional.
Keep in mind, I'm a Boomer and, unlike kids nowadays, I was not born with the ability to copy/paste likes like they are as soon as they arrive into the world.
In my day .... all we had were kids scissors and Elmer's glue and copy and pasting often ended up with bloody fingers and glue everywhere and a sometimes trip to the ER if there was too much bleeding or, at a minimum, my mom yelling at me.
In any event, were I ever in need of a new wife (I'm not), there is no doubt I'd go after Aria given our shared love of numbers and stats. In fact, I'd even use my best pick-up line on her: "Are those really your eyes or are you a diamond smuggler from South Africa who ran out of ideas of where to secrete your ill-gotten gems?" Don't laugh...this actually worked once with a Vandy co-ed who didn't have any idea what I was talking about but laughed anyway. Married her soon after. She was the only date I ever had who ever laughed with me and not at me. She was also terrible with numbers but that's ok, I handled that part of our partnership and she handled every other single thing that we ever dealt with that mattered even in the slightest. My only other jobs were to use the remote to change channels and keep the cat litter clean.
Anyway, I digress. Here's the link. Wish me luck.
